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Do you for once, want to be the center of attention at the party? Are you tired of watching Mr. Big Shot soak in all the compliments and approvals? Would you like to experience the spotlight yourself? Note down a few of these party jokes and see how you glow at the next party. Mr. Big Shot will have his feet in mouth watching you master his art; two can play the game!

  • The woman broke from a tangled embrace to answer the phone. When she hung up, her companion asked who it was.’ My husband.’ she replied, kissing him on the nose. ‘ He was calling to say he’d be out late because he’s at a business meeting with you.’

  • Overheard: ‘He was the busiest man in the Capital. He spent half his time passing laws, and the other half helping his friends get around them.’

  • Falling from a two-story window, the man lay bruised and broken on the pavement. A crowd quickly gathered and moments later a police officer pushed his way through the mob. ‘What happened?’ he asked. ’I don’t know,’ replied the man, ‘I just got here myself.’

  •  Kiran told Bibek as they drove home from work, ‘I got a new TV for my wife.’ ‘Sounds like a good swap to me,’ said Bibek.

  • When the Thapa family moved in to their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sanjay how he liked the new place. ‘It’s terrific.’ He said, ‘I have my own room; didi and dai also have their own rooms. But poor mommy still has to share her room with daddy.’

  • ‘Excuse me,’ said Laura to the salesman, ‘ I would like to try on the dress in the window.’ ‘I’m sorry,’ smiled the salesman, ‘but you’ll have to use the dressing room like everyone else.’

  • ‘By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll be a philosopher.’ - Socrates

  • Did you hear about the new restaurant on Mars? Fabulous food but no atmosphere!

  • Flying across the country on a helicopter, the politician said to his assistant, ‘You know, I’ve got a good mind to throw a fifty rupee note out the window and make someone happy.’ ‘I have a better idea sir,’ said the assistant, ‘Why not throw ten five rupee notes and make ten people happy?’ Overhearing them, the pilot said, ‘Why not toss fifty, one rupee notes and make fifty people happy?’ Just then a reporter who was sitting behind them suggested, ‘Why not jump out the chopper and make everyone happy?’

 
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