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Comparing women with things.

-Arjun Gurung

We got this letter from one of our visitors in America, Bijay, who said we compared our featured lady to a guitar in our latest style check theme. Well, that gave us some ideas of a few of the things we actually do compare women with – intentionally or unintentionally. Here are a few.

The better comparisons:

Dolls: Women are those dolls which as a guy, we never got to grow up playing with. Barbie, She-ra, Linsay Lohan effigy…(well, yeah, she’s not so old but that’s besides the point)






Radios: A radio that plays more stations than any other ever invented. One minute it’s about her family and the next minute it’s about her jealous co-worker. It’s always fun to listen to a radio.



Art:
Like a piece of art, every woman is admirable and worth looking at.






Songs:
They come in all genres from hard rock to ghazals. Once they enter your head they hang on your lips all the time.






Greenery:
The greener a place, the more pleasant it is. You know what doctors say? They say green is good for the eyes. Duh! We’ve known that for years!

 




The unfortunate comparisons:



Storm: A storm is a storm, when it blows, it doesn’t do any man any good. Stand up to it you get whipped, don’t stand up to it, and it’ll bend you to the ground.








Yak: Hair is lovely as long as it’s on a pretty head. A single hair on the floor is too many.





Hole in the pocket: Ever had a hole in your pocket where you keep your money? No? Cut out a hole in one of them and you’ll find out.




The stock market: Unpredictable. You don’t know when to go for it and when to play it safe. It all comes down to lady luck. Trouble is - she’s a woman too.



Rancher: Just when you thought you were free from your mother’s shadows, another one comes along to brand you. May be that is what fate is.

 

 
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