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12 guaranteed signs that you’re addicted to the net

 Are you an Internet addict? How can you tell if you are addicted to the net? Is the only world you know happen to be the “World Wide Web”? Okay, that might not be funny. I made up that one. Here are some really funny ones that have been circulating on the Internet. But then again, if you are an Internet addict, you’ve probably already read these before!

1. You find yourself typing 'com' after every period when using a word processor.
2. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
3. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
4. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.

5. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.

6. You marry your cyber boyfriend/girlfriend and you both sit at your own computers & chat to each other every night from across the room.

7. Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had.

8. You double click your TV remote.

9. When you wake up in the morning you turn on the monitor before you actually let your eyes open.

10. On a plane trip your laptop is on your lap and your child is in the overhead compartment.
11. Even your dog has its own home page.

12. You understand the humor in all of this.

 
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